wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

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eleanorthecorgi:

True story. #CorgiMom

eleanorthecorgi:

True story. #CorgiMom

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qrieves:

"lol chill Hazel Grace it’s a metaphor"

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corgiaddict:

Piper, who loves to Help in the Garden!

corgiaddict:

Piper, who loves to Help in the Garden!


h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

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creepyjirachi:

the only card i will ever send

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drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

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No woman wants an abortion like she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion like an animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own leg.

Anonymous  (via sweetfilthpig)

Things men don’t understand #28464

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timid:

do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you

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note-a-bear:

fashioninfographics:

A visual Coat glossary

Ooooooh

note-a-bear:

fashioninfographics:

A visual Coat glossary

Ooooooh

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